I’M told Of President Macron, Let’s listen Donald J.
Trump Does not give a ( bleep, ) ( laughter, ) In front of his own wife, He’s like “, Damn girl, You want some of this baguette?”, Like I spent The whole afternoon I spent the entire afternoon trying to figure out How, in that moment, Macron didn’t punch Trump Right there, But then no no, but then I Realized I realized something Whenever Trump is overseas. The one advantage he has is that people aren’t hearing Him in his native tongue, Yeah, No think about it.
Think about it because everything he says has to be interpreted. By a translator, So maybe today when Trump said, ( mimics Trump )’, “ You’re in great shape,,” (, normal voice, ) The translator said ( with French accent: ) “ He says you look well.” ( normal voice, ) Right That could happen, Whereas if I were The translator, I would have been like “ Yo my dude wants to smash.”, Which is more accurate.
It’S way more accurate. You see, Translating Donald Trump is a real challenge, as our very own Desi Lydic reports, LYDIC America hears Trump In English, I know words I have the best words LYDIC Well, sort of But the rest of the world Doesn’T hear Trump ( translators speaking in Foreign language, ), LYDIC, The rest of the world hears… The Translators. We assembled five translators. From all over the world to hear their experiences, when It comes to translating Trump Of all the people You’Ve had to translate: where does President Trump fall He’s? Probably the worst That I’ve ever translated Trump is incoherent And he changes his mind.
In the middle of a sentence, Sometimes his message: Is not quite grammatical and seems a little bit Uneducated, I would say it’s not Particularly difficult to translate Trump All right, get the ( bleep ) Out of here Get this guy out of here. Russian Kramer aside, How does one translate Trump with all these obstacles? Sometimes I lie. -You lie. -I-I have to No no, no, no, no But you can’t do that. You can’t do that because See we are counting on you to translate President Trump accurately to the rest of the world, Okay, I am accurate.
97 % of the time -97 % you translate Trump Correctly -Yeah Yeah, But the three percent… Three percent You have to fake it -Three percent of the time you Have to fake it -To make sense Otherwise, you’re going to Look like an idiot yourself: It makes us sound, stupid, Bing, bing, bong, bong Bing bing bing. How would you translate that Bing, bing bong bong, Interesting? Okay, maybe That was a softball, But how about This memorable quote: Total and complete shutdown of Muslims.
Entering the United States until our country’s Representatives -can figure out… ( crowd cheering applauding )…. What the hell is going on. -What, the hell’s going on Uh there’s no equivalent To “ what the hell’s going on” in Arabic, That’s unfortunate,,’cause, it…! That would be a widely-used Turn of phrase That’s one of the main issues. Trump’S special vocabulary doesn’t always exist. In other languages -TRUMP, You can do anything.
-Billy BUSH, Whatever you want TRUMP Grab’Em by the pussy, How would you translate “ grab’em by the pussy”, I would say:… ( speaks Japanese ), Meaning that “ women can…. Let me do anything.”, That’s very, very different. ‘Cause, it could mean “ women. Let me do anything Like treat them like a queen.” As opposed to “. I can Grab’Em by the pussy.” -Mm -You know, Unfortunately, it does not Project the same way Is there a Japanese word: For “ pussy”, Not in the exact sense, Of the word, Is there a Japanese word for.
.. This Sure, that’s…, ( speaks Japanese ). No! That’S no going to work! That’S Too cute, that’s too cute! Okay, how about this Tacos? We just say: “, tacos,.”, Okay, I’m getting a real sense! Of a language barrier here Is there a Japanese word. For this Roast beef Kind of -Beef curtains, -Beef curtains, Mm-hmm ( speaks Japanese ). Try that We will build the wall And Mexico is going To pay for the wall, ( speaks Spanish, ), Okay, that is.
.. No There is warmness in your eyes: you’re smiling — That is not the way he said it. You have to do it. Like he does it, People at home are going to Think he’s joking People have a… Sensitivity, so you don’t want to offend them more than he already has You know, No, you got to give’em The Trump Who’s going to pay for the wall, No Mexico Yeah. No, I know Mexico’S not going to pay… But Trump believes that Mexico’s Going to pay for the wall, so if you’re going to Translate him you have to believe it too Who’s going to pay for the wall Nobody’s going to pay For that wall in Mexico, No, no! No! What is wrong? With these translators, No one is capturing The true Trump – It’s not just his words, There’S something more: The poor guy — You got to see this guy “.
Oh, I don’t know what I said uh. I don’t remember.!” He’s going like “, I don’t remember I don…, Maybe that’s what I said:!” Yeah, that’s pretty accurate. I think you Kind of got the gist of that I’m Trump for the moment, while I am interpreting His words, This beautiful mime, was right. That’S what these translators Were missing, They needed to embody Trump — His tone his mannerisms, his sexism — The whole package And down with the dumb face -Uh.
.. -Uh… Grab’em by the pussy Grab’Em by the pussy Sad Sad ( speaks Spanish ) -Sad After a grueling Seven minutes of training these translators were ready With cojones LYDIC. There you go Muy bien LYDIC Nailed it LYDIC. Oh my God, Oh, my God. Okay, that’s…! That’S good! Thank you. Thank you. You can cut -Thank, you Desi ( cheering applause, )
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